Published 09.08.2008
Bill Burns's exhibition of The Flora and Fauna Information
Service, 0.800.0Fauna0Flora (2008) and Bird Radio
(2007-2008), at the ICA in London in 2008, put a full supply of
nature rescue gear on display. From January to February earlier
this year, visitors to the Institute's digital studio could
investigate the varied contents of Burns's Safety Gear for Small
Animals, the 'largest museum of safety gear for small animals in
the world'. The mini-museum contains: miniature hard hats,
high-visibility vests and safety visors designed for protective
animal wear; a 'proving machine' for testing the durability of
safety gear; a hydroponics kit for growing Allium plants
from Mesopotamia; and the 'Boiler Suits for Primates Kit', a
suitcase outfitted with miniature versions of flip-flops and other
provisions received by prisoners at Guantanamo Bay. The arsenal of
equipment, rendered in eerievraisemblance to its
human-scale variety, addressed the question of how to counteract
the threats to nonhuman and human natures alike, and reminded
audiences of the environmental and political threat in which
animals, plants and people are perpetually caught.
Burns is the director of Safety Gear for Small Animals, a
Canadian-based organisation that has travelled to various museums
and galleries with its fastidiously assembled models. Executed in
reduced scale - for an animal approximately the size of a marmot -
the mock-ups bring the issue of protection from environmental
threat into high relief, reflecting the apparent incommensurability
to the task at hand. With deadpan precision, the organisation looks
at the climate of risk that affects animals as well as human
beings. Their safety gear and rescue manuals are as much conceptual
projects as they are multimedia and performative explorations into
how to protect and preserve animals and environments that are under
threat.
Key to Safety Gear for Small Animals is the pretence of
functionality. During the ICA exhibition visitors could access the
0.800.0Fauna0Flora telephone system, a free-phone service
that gave advice on how to preserve plant and animal life. Users
called to obtain information about current threats to flora and
fauna, and to acquire guides and kits that might help stave off any
impending doom. A user's guide accompanied the phone service,
providing a flowchart of the phone system, together with the
transcript of each step in the service. Methodically, the service
begins with step '00':
Welcome to the interactive voice mail system of the Flora and Fauna
Information Service. If you want to learn about how to help
imperilled animals, press 1; if you want to learn about our Bird
Radio Programme or about Boilersuits for Primates, press 2; if you
want to learn about how you can help preserve threatened plants,
press 3; if you would like to skip to our sales items, press 4; to
return to the main menu at any time, press 9.
Each step in the phone system reveals a distinctive approach to
'saving' the environment. We can navigate, for instance, through
option 1, which reveals the sordid details about the effects of
chemicals, radioactive waste, wars, habitat loss and more on plants
and animals. Options 2, 3 and 4 then point to strategies and
remedies for imperilled flora and fauna. The phone service is
suffused with equal measures salesmanship and humour, pointing not
just to our environmental predicament, but also to the financial
and quasi-rational means by which we address it. One may order kits
and guides including Safety Gear for Small Animals;
How to Help Animals Escape from Degraded Habitats; and
12 Steps to Underwriting Your Life Insurance, Will, or
Annuities. The strange irony emerges that our model for
learning how to save the environment is never far from the way we
access our bank accounts.
The kits and book works that are a mainstay of the Safety Gear for
Small Animals project feature largely in this service, and draw on
the logic of field guides and self-help manuals alike. The
0.800.0Fauna0Flora phone service and user's guide further
suggests that for certain information on flora and fauna we may
wish to consult other guides provided by zoos, libraries or
museums. While these guides may not provide 'specifics on how to
help imperilled animals relocate', they are nonetheless 'useful in
identifying tracks, scat, mating calls and bird songs as well as
providing information on diet, provenance and behaviour'. Often
missing from the usual nature guides is any mention of how to
address environmental distress. The Safety Gear for Small Animals
'publication division' fills this lacuna by providing a full array
of environmental rescue texts.
Other publications within the Safety Gear for Small Animals series,
which has been in production since 1994, include Urban Fauna
Information Station, Footprints of Animals Wearing Safety Gear,
Songs of Birds Wearing Safety Gear, a box-set of Safety
Gear for Small Animal pamphlets issued to accompany the
exhibition Safe: Design Takes on Risk at MoMA in New York
in 2005, Bird Radio from the recent Berlin KW Institute
for Contemporary Art installation in 2007 (also featured at the
ICA) andHow to Help Animals Escape from Degraded Habitats.
Each of these publications, which are typically minimal manuals and
small pamphlets with exacting drawings, includes a high degree of
detail on animal and plant behaviour, their performance under the
influence of safety gear and means for their rescue. They remind us
that despite our best efforts we often fail, if not tragically then
at least comically, to comprehend the lives of animals.
The publications make a virtue of this shortcoming. How to Help
Animals Escape from Degraded Habitats, an 80-page manual on
offer in the 0.800.0Fauna0Flora phone service, creates a
strange comedy of attempting to help animals by smuggling them in
appliances to new homes. Accompanied by detailed diagrams, the
guide wades through 'the putative vastness of global destruction'
and offers practical strategies for relocating animals from
'degraded habitats' through the carrier of 'appliance asylums'.
Taking up the often-repeated mantra to 'do something', and adopting
the acronym-marinated strategic language of big business, this
how-to guide proposes a system termed 'DRIVE' (Discover, Retrieve,
Innovate, Verify and Endow) for animal rescue. Through DRIVE,
animals can be identified, secured, placed in small appliances,
from cameras to shavers and refrigerators, and relocated to safer
environs.
Bundled into these action-plans for nature rescue is the
recognition that human intervention is often fraught with
difficulty. Relocated animals may not always adapt to their new
surroundings, and may even grow despondent and perish. The Safety
Gear for Small Animals texts prepare us also for this environmental
failure - both current and impending - by revealing how our
defensive devices and procedures may offer rather feeble
protection. Triage tents for furry mammals and guides to smuggling
frogs in cameras make us query our strategies for dealing with risk
and danger. By adapting the apparatus and language of rescue and
safety to animal situations, Burns reveals with doses of humour and
humility that saving the planet may require reassessing what it
means to rescue, and to be rescued.
- Jennifer Gabrys